It’s just your jive talkin’ you’re telling me lies, yeah
Jive talkin’ you wear a disguise
Jive talkin’ so misunderstood, yeah
Jive talkin’ you’re really no good – The Bee Gees, 1975
This past Thursday, at a Town Hall Meetin filled to the brim with handpicked audience members, the 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama, in the face of his domestic and foreign policies failing and his presidential approval polls sinking more rapidly than the Titanic, decided to forgo the lofty rhetoric, which he usually delivers with the help of his trusty teleprompter, and revert back to the language of the streets. The language that he used during his job as a community organizer.
According to the Leader of the Free World, the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the United States of America, and the Most Powerful Man in the World, the reason that he is a colossal failure in this job is because everybody is hatin’ on him.
Say what?
Fo’ real.
It reminds me of one of my favorite movie scenes of all time…
Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: ‘S’mofo butter layin’ me to da’ BONE! Jackin’ me up… tight me!
Randy: I’m sorry, I don’t understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say ‘e can’t HANG!
Jive Lady (Barbara Billingsley aka “Mrs. June Cleaver”): Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he’s in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I’ll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: [to the Second Jive Dude] Jus’ hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don’ want no help, chump don’t GET da help!
First Jive Dude: Say ‘e can’t hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive-a@@ dude don’t got no brains anyhow! Sh****t.
The President of the United States of America complained to his sycophants in attendance at the Town Hall Meeting that everybody was hatin’ on him.
Kinda reminds you of the old Coasters’ song, “Charlie Brown”, huh?
Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?
Poor little baby. Does it hurt and have a temperature?
Evidently, the present President of the United States of America has forgotten exactly how his predecessor, George W Bush, was treated by the opposition party and by the Main Stream Media, who have covered for Obama throughout his Presidency
Obama has been pampered and protected by the Main Stream Media for these past five and one-half years. Not only that, he has had the Puppet Master, Billionaire George Soros, protecting him and running interference for him, as well as promoting his Adminustration’s propaganda on all of the Liberal Websites, such as mediamatters.org, which he funds.
Bush was vilified from the moment he took office, until he left. The only time that the Main Stream Media gave George W Bush any sort of break was on that horrible day of September 11th 2001, when 3,000 Americans were murdered by cowardly Muslim Terrorists. That cease-fire lasted around 24 hours.
During Bush’s presidency, there were pictures portraying him as a chimpanzee. Not only that, Comedy Central aired an animated series making fun of a sitting President, titled “Little Bush”.
What do you think the odds are of them running a series titled “Little Obama”?
Don’t hold your breath waiting for that one.
In fact, in my lifetime, since 1958, Obama is probably the least picked-on president we have ever had.
Even before he was elected President, after he gave the Keynote Speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention, he was lauded and praised as the next big thing, a wunderkind who could do no wrong.
Then, after Obama won the nomination as the Democrats’ Presidential Candidate, the idol worship progressed from praises to idolatry. The Main Stream Media placed Obama on a pedestal as high as Mount Olympus, bestowing godlike properties upon him, a position which they hold him in to this day.
Hatin’? Are you kiddin’ me?
President Obama has hate confused with opposition.
While those who of us who oppose him, professional politicians political pundits and average Americans like you and me, do not like his policies and are vocally upset with his leadership or lack thereof, 99.9% of us do not wish him any bodily harm.
If he was to pull a “180” and actually start to act like an American President, much of the opposition, which he calls “hate”, would go away.
Of course, there’s about as much chance of that happening, as there is of America – hating Russell Brand actually being funny one day.
Mr. President. you can’t expect average Americans to sit still and take it, when it is obvious that you want to “radically change” this nation into a Socialist Country, governed by a huge central government which controls every part of our daily lives, to the point where everyone is the same and American exceptionalism is neither encouraged nor rewarded.
If opposition to governmental tyranny is “hatin'”, then I’m a “Hater”… and so were our Founding Fathers.
Until He Comes,
KJ

Bush does look a lot like a chimpanzee. My son is a budding artist and he drew a chimp in a suit. My immediate impression when I saw it was “that looks like George Bush”, lol. Hey, if we couldn’t laugh we’d be crying. Thanks for the chuckles.
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