A few months ago, I got into a discussion on Andrew Breitbart’s Big Government website with some cheeto-munching, Mom’s basement-dwelling Lib with no home training, who proceeded to tell me that he would be proud to defecate on the American Flag.

If I could have reached through my computer monitor and throttled that useless, ungrateful spoiled brat, I would have.

That’s an example of the useful idiots that are comprising these astroturfed paid protests across the country.

For example, in the city so nice they named it twice, New York, New York,what the idiot on Big Government threatened to do, one of the Occupy Wall Street Communists-in-Training actually followed through with on the car of one of Manhattan’s Finest.

According to eye witnesses, when people ran to tell nearby police about the man defecating on the squad car they were ignored.

Standing downwind of the piles of rubbish, bankers walking past the man did a double take before hurrying away.

Brookfield Office Properties, which owns Zuccotti Park, the site of the New York demonstration, have already railed against protesters, who they claim are creating sanitation problems.

‘Sanitation is a growing concern,’ Brookfield said in a statement.

No kiddin’.

‘Normally the park is cleaned and inspected every week night. . . because the protesters refuse to cooperate. . .the park has not been cleaned since Friday, September 16th and as a result, sanitary conditions have reached unacceptable levels,’ CBS News reported.

Although many of the protesters are understood to be making strenuous efforts to clean up after themselves, after three weeks of occupation, the strain of hundreds of people living on the street has begun to take its toll.

The authorities today warned of a dramatic crackdown on Wall Street demonstrators, as the protests spread across America.

NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly has promised that if protesters targeted the police, authorities will respond with ‘force.’

I certainly hope so.  And while you’re at it, Commish, could you send some officers up to DC?

From yahoo.com

Protesters clashed with security staff when they tried to enter a museum in Washington on Saturday, prompting one guard to use pepper spray and leading to at least one arrest, a spokeswoman said.

The incident occurred at The Smithsonian’s National Air and Space Museum around 3:15 pm (1915 GMT), after hundreds of activists had marched from Freedom Plaza, near the White House, along the National Mall towards the US Capitol.

Some of those in the demonstration were affiliated with the Occupy DC protest group that sprung up earlier this week as a spin-off of the larger Occupy Wall Street movement in New York, angered at “corporate greed.”

Smithsonian spokeswoman Linda St. Thomas said a group of the protesters were confronted when they tried to push through the doors and enter the Air and Space Museum.

“When they were told they couldn’t bring the banners they were carrying inside one security officer used pepper spray,” she said.

“There were a couple of hundred protesters in the area at the time and Washington police were called. There was one arrest that I know of,” she added, noting that the museum closed its doors two hours early because of the clash.

Occupy DC, a young group of several dozen protesters, is camping out at McPherson Square on Washington’s K Street, where many political lobbyists have their offices.

Meanwhile, one of those lobbyists’ favorite politicians, San Fran Nan Pelosi, who gives senility a bad name, just loooves her some protesters:

During a press conference Thursday afternoon, House minority leader Nancy Pelosi praised those participating in the “Occupy Wall Street” protests. “God bless them,” Pelosi said, “for their spontaneity. It’s independent … it’s young, it’s spontaneous, and it’s focused. And it’s going to be effective.”

“The message of the protesters is a message for the establishment everyplace,” said the House Democrats’ leader. “No longer will the recklessness of some on Wall Street cause massive joblessness on Main Street.”

Pelosi did not comment on–and was not asked about–the law-breaking that occurred during the protest over the weekend. About 700 protesters were arrested by New York City police after the protesters “swarmed the Brooklyn Bridge and shut down a lane of traffic for several hours,” according to CBS News.

When the Tea Party movement emerged in 2009, then-Speaker of the House Pelosi called them “astroturf” and “un-American” people who were “carrying swastikas.”

As San Fran Nan did, the rest of the Democratic Politicians are all trying to compare these protesting Communists-in-Training to the Grassroots Tea Party Movement.

So far, Americans aren’t buying it.

As I said earlier this week, that’s like comparing Janeane Garafalo (aka Lydia the Tattooed Lady) to Taylor Swift.

According to Democratic Leader President Barack Hussein Obama (mm mmm mmmm), these yayhoos are protesting while you and I are actually working, because people are angry because Wall Street had not been “following the rules”.

The Vice-President, the Gaffe-Meister himself, Sheriff Joe Biden, is proclaiming the party line, also:

The core [of the protest] is: the bargain has been breached. The American people do not think the system is fair, or on the level.

The truth of the matter is this:

Average Americans are suffering under the economy of the worst, most ineffectual President of the United States in modern History.

In no way do these Communists-in-Training represent average Americans.

They are the progeny of a Progressive education system, working under the auspices of a massive government bureaucracy, whose sole purpose for existence is to control these protesters’ lives from cradle to grave.

Average Americans simply want to be able to work for a living, to be fairly, not egregiously taxed, and to live a fulfilling life with their loved ones.

Americans do not want to live under a Politboro, nor do they wish to be called the Proletariat.