“Woke” CEO Decides to Drive the “Crackers” Out of Cracker Barrel

This past week, Americans have been watching as the Woke CEO and Chief Marketing Officer have been defending the rebranding of Southern-born Cracker Barrel Restaurants into a bland cardboard cutout of a corporate restaurant with no identity at all except some stuff hanging on its walls that looks like it should be in a nouveau riche art gallery.

Why do Woke Democrats have this insatiable lust to fix American traditions and values that do not need fixing?

Just like Bud Light and comic book superheroes like Superman, Cracker Barrel did not need changing.

The restaurants were an enjoyable part of Americana that reminded everybody of visiting their Grandma’s house, serving up biscuits and gravy, pancakes, fried chicken, meatloaf, and comfort foods that Americans were raised on.

Woke Democrats, just like the ones in Washington DC like Senate Minority Leader Chuck “U.” Schumer, refuse to accept the fact that the overwhelming majority of Americans have rejected their woke ideology and are racing back to embrace traditional American faith and values.

Attendance in churches is up, and public displays of patriotism have popped up all over the country.

Average Americans are actually smiling again because they have a Presidential Administration who listens to them.

Democrats, like the woke women in charge at Cracker Barrel, had probably never even been to a Cracker Barrel restaurant before they got their high-paid positions.

Just like the CEO of the NFL, Roger Goodell, who believes that football fans want to see effeminate guys in spandex prance around the field with the beautiful women cheerleaders, those in charge of Cracker Barrel are as out of touch as those Japanese soldiers were who were found living in caves after World War II.

The Democrat Elite know that only 19% of Americans approve of what they’re doing, and yet they plow ahead with their failed politically-driven strategies oblivious to what Americans actually want them to be championing.

As I have written, their self-aggrandizing  purposeful obtuseness has corrupted not only politics, but sports and entertainment as well.

That’s why all the Marvel superhero movies that they have produced in this phase of production have bombed.

Americans don’t want to be lectured to about an ideology they don’t believe in.

They want to be entertained.

At this rate, the Democrats are going to keep on pushing ahead until they meet the same fate as the Whigs (Google it, kids).

Unless the smartest people in the room, reverse course and stop their Rebrand of the Americana-driven Cracker Barrel restaurants, they will close within a year because Americans aren’t going to put up with it and they sure aren’t going to go there to eat.

Heck, if Hollywood’s Woke Democrats were to reboot the classic Saturday morning cartoon, Jonny Quest, they would probably make Professor Quest and Race Bannon lovers.

Some people never learn.

Until He Comes,

Kj