In the world of professional wrestling, kayfabe is the illusion of events and personalities within the industry as being “real.”  In other words, the portrayal of professional wrestling as being genuine or not fake.

Tomorrow night, President Barack Hussein Obama (peace be unto him) will address the nation on the subject of the Gulf Coast Oil Disaster, some 57 days after it began.  It will come after he completes his 4th trip to the coast, arriving today and staying down there through tomorrow morning.  He will travel to Alabama, Florida, and Mississippi in order to assess the damage and play with some more tar balls before he returns to the White House to deliver his speech.

Tuesday night, he will deliver probably the most important address of his Presidency.  

In a worst-case scenario, the oil could cause billions of dollars in damage to property, wildlife, livelihoods and the seafood industry all along the southeastern edge of the United States and take several years to fully clean up.  The problem is, that is just speculation.  Nobody knows for certain what the extent of the economical and ecological damage to America’s Southeastern Coast will be, nor how long it will take to recover or if America will.

What then, will Scooter say tomorrow night?

David Axelrod, Obama’s Senior Lackey, err, adviser, said the president would announce plans to make BP create a BP-funded escrow account that will pay for damage claims from the worsening oil spill. In addition, Axelrod said, the plan would call for an independent third party to handle the claims process.

Axlerod told reporters:

The president will use every legal device at his disposal to make sure that this money is escrowed and that there is an independent administrator so that claims are not slow-walked, people can get the relief they need in a timely fashion and that we don’t create more victims from this terrible disaster.

Asked if Obama had legal authority to force BP to create the escrow fund, Axelrod said:

The advice is that we have the authority to compel such an escrow fund if it comes to that.

Axelrod noted that BP had “legal responsibilities to its investors but they also have a moral and legal responsibility to the people in the Gulf, and they need to satisfy that.”

The president is also expected to address efforts to contain the spill, the timeline for capturing the oil, the long-term recovery and restoration of the Gulf region and regulatory reform efforts at the Mineral Management Service.

I’m sure we’ll also hear about how he’s been on the case since Day One.

Scooter will meet Wednesday with BP.  This will be his first face-to-face contact with top company officials, after 57 days of questions about why he has not met with them before now.  BP has acquiesced to the Regime’s demand , and the chairman of BP’s board, Carl-Henric Svanberg, will come.   He will be accompanied by BP’s embattled chief executive, Tony Hayward, who has been publically blistered for statements that have been considered insensitive and self-serving.

In the midst of complaining from Britain that the Obama administration and the United States are excessively bashing BP, Scooter discussed the disaster on Saturday in an all-encompassing phone call with the new British prime minister, David Cameron.  (I guess he was trying to make up for lost time.)   A White House statement afterward said that the two men agreed that “BP must do all it can to respond effectively to the situation.”

Questions remain. 

Why did Obama and his adminstration wait so long to get engaged? 

People have been saying that there has to be some political reason for the horrendous response of Obama and his administration.  Nobody can be this arrogant, unfeeling, and stupid, intentionally, can they?

Guess what?  They have been running a kayfabe on us.  The real story is that they are “not letting a good crisis go to waste” and they are going to use this tragedy as the means to institute cap and trade, thereby paying back all their supporters and advisers like Jeffrey Immelt and G.E., who have invested so heavily in the con game known as Green Energy, and at the same time paving the way for the Chicago Climate Exchange.

Listen to what Scooter told Roger Simon in an interview for politico.com, Friday:

Obama — facing mounting criticism of his handling of the BP gusher, even from longtime allies — vowed to make a “bold” push for a new energy law even as the calamity continues to unfold. And he said he will use the rest of his presidency to try to put the United States on a course toward a “new way of doing business when it comes to energy.”

Obama, speaking from the Oval Office, said:

In the same way that our view of our vulnerabilities and our foreign policy was shaped profoundly by 9/11.  I think this disaster is going to shape how we think about the environment and energy for many years to come.

So, Obama and his administration have been playing us all for suckers.  And the consequences of his agenda-driven procrastination will be felt by all Americans, not just the residents of the Gulf Coast, and could continue to plague the country until the generation of our grandchildrens’ grandchildren.

Heck of a job there, Scooter.

Sources:  merriam-webster.com, politico.com, usatoday.com, msnbc.com, cnn.com, nytimes.com, washingtonexaminer.com, chron.com, gatewaypundit.firstthings.com