Shut Up, He Explained

President Obama,(worshiping the false idol he loves the most [himself] in his most cherished sanctuary), stood on a basketball court and discussed the stupidity of his subjects, err, the citizens of America, with CBS “Early Show” co-anchor Harry “colonoscopy” Smith Thursday morning.

Smith asked Mr. Obama, who is left-handed, if he can ever go to his right.

“I can go to my right, but I prefer my left,” the president says.

(Just like his candidate endorsements, his famous jump shot often doesn’t reach the mark either.)

“You know, I’ve got a few other things on my mind,” said “Scooter”, who then makes the jump shot. “Its like health care, I always come from behind – I finish strong.” (So do most thieves when they’re robbing people, Scooter.)

Smith also asked the president if he is aware of the extreme (translation: accurate) terms some use to describe him, such as “socialist” or “Nazi.”

“Well, I think that when you listen to Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck, it’s pretty apparent, and it’s troublesome (because he can’t shut them up), but keep in mind that there have been periods in American history where this kind of vitriol comes out (like that troublesome war those colonists started),” Mr. Obama said. “It happens often when you’ve got an economy that is making people more anxious (I don’t know why. It’s funemployment, isn’t it?), and people are feeling like there is a lot of change that needs to take place (A new President and Congress would be very nice.). But that’s not the vast majority of Americans (Nope. Only about 70 %.). I think the vast majority of Americans know that we’re trying hard, that I want what’s best for the country.” (Radically changing us into a third-rate European Democratic Socialist State is what’s best for us? I do not think that you know what the word best means.)

“I didn’t buy all the hype (But a foolish small majority of the American people did), right after inauguration, where everybody was only saying nice things about me,”(Not everybody, Scooter) he added. “And I don’t get too worried when things aren’t going as well because I know that over time these things turn.”(That explains the near tantrums, verbal snarkiness, Friday night news dumps, and political retribution Americans have witnessed.)

The president said both Democrats and Republicans have a responsibility to tone down the rhetoric, but that much of it has to do with the current media environment in which extreme comments are echoed in the blogosphere. (Shut up, he explained.)

original interview found at:

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20001596-503544.html

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